Before I get started as to what I have to say and why let me put a couple of things on the table here.
You know what I like?
The one thing I enjoy in the world throughout my life is surprises. When someone does something to surprise you because they want to or know you are feeling down and they do it to lift your spirits. Whether I am on the receiving end of one or giving one because I figured; “Fuck it! I am playing Santa for someone today!”. There is something awesome and positive in it to see their face light up with a smile.
You know what I don’t like? Fucking surprises where I find out that some dickhead spammer either hacked my account or got access to my account because they work for the company that houses my email. If I am going to open my mind to any possibilities, then an admin is being included and being thrown under a bus. Provided I ever find out they are responsible for using my email account to spam my friends and contacts. There is nothing more infuriating than logging in and finding replies to forwards that you didn’t send where either everyone is confused as to why you sent the email in question or pissed off and insulted.
While I am on the subject too. For how much companies like Google, Yahoo, etc. make you would figure they would have the money and resources to actually have a way to prevent your email from being hacked. Especially when you are taking the precaution of changing your passwords every so often to avoid getting hacked.
I really don’t need some dickhead breaking into my email to try to sell my contacts and friends on miracle diets, diet pills, and whatever pleasure enhancer some snake oil sales-person has dreamt up to fuck with people. It isn’t like they are actually selling anything anyway, especially when you go to check the link that was sent to people in your contacts and for some reason the page is down.
The only hackers I have any form of respect for is Anonymous, because they don’t waste their time on worthless bullshit.
To any of my fellow bloggers who I have email contact with I apologize for receiving an email from some bored dickhead who had nothing better to do than to hack my email, fuck with my contacts and friends, and annoy them.
To the hacker/spammer I have this to say to you: I truly hope you die or you end up in some type of circumstance where you are in dire need of help and no one will give it to you because of how much you have fucked them over.
But just for the sake of wanting to stay positive if I ever do find out whomever hacked my account and I find out where they live instead of doing something violent I will send them a gift. The image below will be the box I send it in so to rob this person of any surprise they might have as to what this gift will be.
To anyone who has received some weird email from my account, again I apologize. To the hacker/spammer; FUCK YOU!!!
The Heretic
happened to me too… through Yahoo…
That sucks, I am guessing some people are just too bored to find a more meaningful hobby in life.
stupid fuckers!! (feel free to delete this comment if you want to)
That is pretty much how I feel towards the whole of it. It is what you feel, I won’t delete it.
I agree with IPC.
You have a way with words.
I never could understand the reason for this hacking BS. What’s the point?? Thanks for the post. It made ME feel better as if I had thought to say it just like this! (I didn’t but will come back to you if I need to borrow it.)
Haha! I don’t know…I don’t want anyone bailing on you for my abrasiveness.
I agree with Colleen as in ‘what’s the point?’ GET A LIFE!!!
Great post, Michael. I thought it was a very odd link for you to send my way and sucked in my gut before breezily responding
All’s good (when you’ve GOT A LIIIIIIFE!!!!!!)
I think we need a bigger box but yes fill it to the brim and hopefully
lol
it will have been delivered into their porch the very day that they left
for a weekend vacation, naturally this is a very hot day too